By: lizluv
<p> Paragraph#6 strikes me as odd... if i were sleeping on a plane and felt ANYTHING touch me anywhere, i would wake up to see what it was. Particularily if my clothing was moved. This is a tough...
View ArticleBy: Trai_Dep
<p> ...I hope this doesn't mean that next time I'm wading thru airport security, I need to put my thingie in a see-thru plastic baggie and show it to the Security Theater people.</p>...
View ArticleBy: chickymama
<p> @<a href="#c1057276" rel="nofollow">Paul</a>: </p> <p> True.....how about a quick jab then. <br /> </p>
View ArticleBy: faust1200
<p> @<a href="#c1058963" rel="nofollow">kerry</a>: Could you say that again a little slower...</p>
View ArticleBy: PBH
<p> Scored on the first date. And it usually takes months of stalking for me to pull the ol' ejaculate in their hair bit.</p>
View ArticleBy: superbmtsub
<p> My question is why didnt she move to another seat in the first place. But jackin off in a public??? This guy needs to be behind bars or have his dick shorted to 2 inches.</p>
View ArticleBy: Atunu
<p> That has got to create some spasm on the Gonzalez dude. I mean, how awkward would it sound if someone reads out his felony charges like this "Felony charges: Ejaculation"...</p>...
View ArticleBy: cowboy_k
<p> Pepper. <a href="http://www.netfunny.com/rhf/jokes/91q4/sneeze.html" rel="nofollow"><a href="http://www.netfunny.com/rhf/jokes/91q4/sneeze.html"...
View ArticleBy: synergy
<p> So why is he suspended again? How does this affect his work if he wasn't on the clock when this occurred?</p>
View ArticleBy: Paul
<p> Uh, synergy, if you clock out of work and then, while still at your desk, ejaculate on the night cleaning crew as they empty your trash, I don't think saying "hey, I was off the clock" will...
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